GOODBYE, RUBY TUESDAY

Norbert can't get no satisfaction because he knows we can't see all of his Rolling Stones shirt! Well, Nor, you can't always get what you want, but if you try some time, you might find you get what you need...and in this case, once you stopped trying to do the hip shake, you got a slightly better picture of your shirt (unfortunately, missing your head):

BUYING A CONDO TO HEAVEN

Norbert sits atop his condo, which actually IS heaven for a kitty, and rambles on about he's got a whole lotta love for Led Zeppelin, since they're the best band EVER in the WORLD and only really cool cats like them, and he listens to them through the good times, bad times, he sure has had his share, and how he particularly loves the song "Gallows Pole," even though he'd really ramble on if he ever had to sing the lyrics, and how he thinks it would be easier to find the queen of his dreams if he were named Frodo. Rock and Roll!

I'M JUST A GIRL

NORBERT: (singing) I'm just a girl, a little ol' me. Well, don't let me out of your sight...

ME: Umm, Norbert?  You're, umm, not a girl.  

NORBERT: What?  I'm a cat, aren't I?  You always say, "Norbert, you best cat in the world!" 

ME: Yes, you are a cat.

NORBERT: Then I am a girl! 

ME: Ummm....

NORBERT: Cats are girls and dogs are boys!  I am a cat, so I am girl!

ME: No, no, that's actually not true.  There are girl and boy dogs and cats...

NORBERT: WHAT???? This more shocking than you always telling me, "Norbert, computer is not for you!"  Okay, I guess it not matter much. I changing lyrics.  (singing again)  I'm just a cat, a little ol' me, and I won't let you sleep through the night!  Oh, I'm just a cat, all fuzzy and snuggly, but don't mess with me, or I'll bite!  

Take another look at Norbert's No Doubt shirt in a funny picture after the jump.  Because if there's anything better than a picture of a cat in a rock t-shirt, it's a picture of said cat being held by someone in a t-shirt that says...