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Well, we know one reason Norbert cries away each lonely night (and no, it's not that a mysterious person dresses him in t-shirts!): unlike his late lookalike "sister" Noonoo, a true friend of the devil (pictured after the jump with mysterious child circa 1984), Norbert was not born and raised in Woodstock. In fact, he's not allowed there at all: well, he's allowed, but he'd have to fly 3,000 miles from Los Angeles and then stay in a kennel instead of the Woodstock family home. Still, he enjoys relaxing to some Grateful Dead, having a sunshine daydream of walking in the tall trees, going where the wind goes, blooming like a red rose, breathing more freely...
Norbert says: "What am I doing wearing this Coachella 2007 shirt? Coachella is SO over! It is totally overcommercialized and all of the bands that play there now are sellouts and they all suck! I remember when Coachella first started, back when I was a kitten, and they used to give out FREE WATER! Plus, I can sing better than most of these bands, anyway. Ask my mom; I practice my singing all night long!" Norbert kids, of course. The 2007 bands were pretty good - you can check out the back of his shirt after the jump. Or check out the poster here.
Although Norbert would probably be in The Misfits if he were a female human cartoon character from the 80s, he thinks he can be whoever he wants to: it all depends on the mood he's in. And, right now, he thinks Jem is excitement and Jem is adventure, and he's definitely in a Jem and the Holograms mood.
Here's Norbert, all out of love for his super hip Air Supply T-shirt! What's the matter, Norbert? Can't live, if living is without the right size shirt for a cat?
