GOODBYE, RUBY TUESDAY

Norbert can't get no satisfaction because he knows we can't see all of his Rolling Stones shirt! Well, Nor, you can't always get what you want, but if you try some time, you might find you get what you need...and in this case, once you stopped trying to do the hip shake, you got a slightly better picture of your shirt (unfortunately, missing your head):

BUYING A CONDO TO HEAVEN

Norbert sits atop his condo, which actually IS heaven for a kitty, and rambles on about he's got a whole lotta love for Led Zeppelin, since they're the best band EVER in the WORLD and only really cool cats like them, and he listens to them through the good times, bad times, he sure has had his share, and how he particularly loves the song "Gallows Pole," even though he'd really ramble on if he ever had to sing the lyrics, and how he thinks it would be easier to find the queen of his dreams if he were named Frodo. Rock and Roll!

I'M JUST A GIRL

NORBERT: (singing) I'm just a girl, a little ol' me. Well, don't let me out of your sight...

ME: Umm, Norbert?  You're, umm, not a girl.  

NORBERT: What?  I'm a cat, aren't I?  You always say, "Norbert, you best cat in the world!" 

ME: Yes, you are a cat.

NORBERT: Then I am a girl! 

ME: Ummm....

NORBERT: Cats are girls and dogs are boys!  I am a cat, so I am girl!

ME: No, no, that's actually not true.  There are girl and boy dogs and cats...

NORBERT: WHAT???? This more shocking than you always telling me, "Norbert, computer is not for you!"  Okay, I guess it not matter much. I changing lyrics.  (singing again)  I'm just a cat, a little ol' me, and I won't let you sleep through the night!  Oh, I'm just a cat, all fuzzy and snuggly, but don't mess with me, or I'll bite!  

Take another look at Norbert's No Doubt shirt in a funny picture after the jump.  Because if there's anything better than a picture of a cat in a rock t-shirt, it's a picture of said cat being held by someone in a t-shirt that says...

NORBERT IS...A PUNK ROCKER!

Norbert definitely does NOT want to be buried in a Pet Semetary, and by the looks of it, he does not want to be posing for a picture, either! Do you wanna dance instead, Norbert? Perhaps if he'd been sedated, we'd have a better shot of his Ramones t-shirt!

NOT GONNA LET 'EM CATCH ME, NO...

Sorry, Roxanne, it looks like they already caught you!  Don't worry, every hungry cat has been in your place before...just hold that pose in your Allman Brothers tee for another second, and then you can go off hunting for your own ramblin' man!

YOUTH GONE WILD

Norbert, you are now learning that your crime is time. Remember yesterday? Remember how you decided that naptime was only for Norbert?  For that crime, you have been sentenced to 45 seconds of swimming in a Skid Row shirt. Yes, they DO call you problem child, and you WILL spend your life on trial!

THAT'S WHAT LOVE IS...

 

Norbert ain't got no sunglasses, and he ain't got no pair of shoes, but he does got some love for his silly mama, which he shows by posing in this rad shirt from currently local LA band Restavrant.

CAN YOU SEE THE REAL ME, DOCTOR?

Unfortunately, Norbert looks more like a cat who could use a visit from Dr. Jimmy than a rockin' cat singing his song to the highest mountain about the upcoming Who Superbowl performance. Oh, Norbert, don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It really is a Who shirt, even if it doesn't look like it! Go pick up your guitar and play, just like yesterday!  You know you can't resist strings that make noise when you smack them...or any strings, for that matter...

I BEEN SLEEPIN' FOR 40 DAYS...

Crosby wakes up from a long nap and uses his Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros shirt to say what meows cannot: Mama, home is whenever I'm with you. Home, yes I am ho-o-ome, home is wherever I'm with you. Mama, I'm comin' home. 

REBELLION!

Norbert rebels by relaxing in an Arcade Fire hoodie instead of a t-shirt. He really takes their lyrics to heart, and truly believes that sleeping is giving in, no matter what the time is (especially, in fact, if it's 3, 4, or 5 AM). Oh, Norbert, you ain't foolin' nobody! We know you go back to sleep as soon as mom goes to work!